WATCH OUT FOR ICE THAT DOESN'T MELT
Anyone could get picke up to anonymous, masked ICE agents. It could be you.
Trump’s minions should be careful when they go out on the street – ‘cause they could get apprehended by ICE agents who, apparently go after people who just don’t look like they belong here. For example, Pete Hegseth has the appearance of a Nazi SS captain who fled to Argentina. And then there is Stephen Miller who could easily be taken for a Palestinian. Pam Bondi looks like a Russian call girl from a recent movie and Marco Rubio could be picked up because he looks Cuban (which he really is). ICE agents could stop Kristi Noem on the street, identifying her as a French singer. But it’s Kash Patel who needs to be extremely careful since he could easily be taken for an Australian aborigine. If any of these people where accosted, bundled and kidnapped by ICE despite their protests, they could wild up in solitary for a few days. Perhaps Trump would intervene if he didn’t think they should be punished for disagreeing with him over some trivial matter.